Total Medals Earned: 171 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,210 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 14/14 (480/480 points)
Check out the Credits!
Loot a painting!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Beat the game in exactly 6.9 seconds